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I thought I’d start a category about things of which I’m unreasonably afraid. (I’m also attempting to avoid ending sentences with prepositions. Thanks to reading Kurt Vonnegut books all Summer. Let’s see if I keep this up.)

I’m now going to admit it: I’m crazy afraid of zombies. If I’m going to have a nightmare, it’ll most likey be about me suddenly realizing the entire world has turned into zombies but me. It’s creepy that they walk slowly and deliberately. It’s scary that you can be engulfed by a crowd of them, all gnawing at you and such.

I took this quiz, and I think I got such a low score because I don’t have any food in my apartment. Also, I live in NYC which is overcrowded and would produce a large number of zombies. I also don’t have a car, so I couldn’t drive away from a zombie mob either. Many things going against me in the zombie attack department of my life. Makes me think I should buy groceries.

So there it is. Zombies.

Now, let the Shawn of the Dead comments fly! [editorial: Jeff IS aware that he looks pretty much exactly like Shawn of the Dead. He even once had a goatee and short hair just like him.]